From Shemale To Justin Bieber (Part Two)

Hi There! How ya doin'?
This time, I will continue my last story !

Hari kedua di meriahkan oleh teriakan babe buat di suruh bangun terus mandi tidak lupa menggosok gigi. It's still 4am and my eyes still kriyep-kriyep you knowww. Yaudah, aku ke kamar mandi sambil agak merem merem gitu, terus mandi sambil merem juga. Sampe-sampe sampo aku buat sikat gigi.

Babe siap, aku juga udah cantik. Biasanya kalo udah cantik gini bawaannya laper kan yaa, nah mumpung breakfast gratis, terus juga kemungkinan besar makanan nya makanan bule gitu ya (maap agak kampung), aku langsung semangat buat ke tempat makan nya. Tapi.. semua berubah ketika negara api menyerang babe memegang pundak aku seraya berkata, "yas, makan nya ntaran aja ya ada yang lebih penting dari makan" kemudian babe menatap langit.

Abis ngomong kayak gitu babe berjalan dengan tampang serius ke luar hotel. Aku sih ngikutin aja dari belakang, sambil mikir, sepenting apa sih sampe serius kayak gitu, apa jangan-jangan Obama mau lewat sambil bawa tanjidor, atau Prince Harry mau ngasih pengumuman kalo dia menang togel?

Babe pun akhirnya berhenti di pertigaan lalu berkata, "yas, kita sudah sampai". And you know apa yang babe aku lakuin di pertigaan? Nih....

Ini penting, guys :')

Ini juga penting :')

Apa lagi ini :')

Duh, ini penting banget yak :')

Iya bener. Babe aku emang narsis stadium lanjut.
Abis poto poto random, akhirnya aku minta babe buat balik hotel. Laper nya nggak nahan cyin. Abis jalan beberapa menit, finally nyampelah kita di hotel. Aku udah kepengen masuk aja, eh tapi babe bilang, "bentar yas tunggu, mumpung di depan hotel nih". Ya terus kenapa kalo di depan hotel. Dan pertanyaan itu pun dengan cepat terjawab...

:-)

Huh hah narsisnyaa babeee-_-
Abis foto itu, akhirnya aku bisa makan kawan :')*backsound we are the champion*
After we had breakfast, aku sama rombongan pergi ke tempat wisata pertama. Di perjalanan aku mengambil beberapa foto..

Ini jalan tol nya Thailand

Ini bajaj nya Thailand, namanya tuk tuk

Our first destination's Wat Arun. Wat Arun adalah candi yang ada di Thailand, mungkin semacam Borobudur kalo di Indonesia. Letaknya di Barat hulu sungai Chao Phraya. Jadi, kalo mau kesana harus nyebrang sungai dulu.

Ini pelabuhan. 

Ini babe eksis di pelabuhan

Ini waktu nyebrang naik perahu motor

Did you see the temple? 

Clear enough?

This is the temple. Sorry, I don't know how to rotate this-_-

gahhhhhhhh

Oiya, di deket candi itu terdapat pasar yang menjual souvenir-souvenir khas Thailand. Uniknya, penjual di sana bisa banyak bahasa, termasuk bahasa Indonesia. Katanya, mereka memang di kursus kan bahasa asing oleh pemerintah Thailand untuk mempermudah wisatawan asing untuk membeli souviner di sana. Pemasukan negara Thailand memang sebagian besar di ambil alih oleh sektor pariwisatanya. Jadi, jika wisatawan wisatawan tersebut banyak yang merasa dipermudah saat membeli souvenir disitu, maka pemasukan untuk negara Thailand pun bertambah. Wisatawan Indonesia memang banyak yang datang ke sini, jadi nggak heran kalo para penjual  juga dikursuskan bahasa Indonesia.

Nih yang mau beli baju..

Nih yang mau beli souvenir.. 

Abis borong sampe 3 tas plastik besar kita keluar dari pasar. Babe pengen foto foto (lagi)

I told you, I can't rotate it

ASSALAMUALAIKUM PENONTON! 

Abis putu putuuu, kita balik dan harus nyebrang sungai lagi.

After we'd already been on the bus, we directly went to the second destination, Nong Nooch. Nong Nooch itu tempat wisata di Pattaya. Disana disajikan beberapa atraksi yang ditampilkan dari budaya Thailand : 

• Tari-tarian 

• Thai Boxing 

• Bela Diri Mirip Silat Tapi Pake Pedang(?)

• Atraksi Gajah 

Khusus untuk atraksi gajah, kita pindah tempat ke outdoor. 

I'm SEXY and I know it.

Itu ceritanya lagi naik sepe.... ya itulah kalian tau apa..

Main cepak bola nih qaqaaa._.

Ini lagi main basket

Main hula hup nih.. goyangannya Tina Toon kalah.. 

Abis nonton gajah gajah yang gagal diet, we directly cusss to Pasar Apungnya Thailand. Pasar Apung di Thailand ini konsepnya hampir sama kayak pasar apung yang ada di Kalimantan. Jadi, penjual nya pada jualan  di atas perahu. 

oh babe....

:-)

mukaku.... yaTuhan......

mangat bapakkkk! \(^_^)/

ini mbak mbak jualan kacang..

:-3

After went around the floating market, we went to the main place that I want to see, Cabaret Show at Alcazar. Pertunjukan kabaret ini sangat terkenal di seluruh dunia. This cabaret show is so unique. Unik kenapa? Karena sebagian besar para pemain kabaret ini adalah WARIA. These shemales really look like real woman. I'm not lying. I will prove it.. 

I told you, guys.. 

Katanya, banyak cowok cowok tulen, yang rela jadi waria kayak gini. Kata mereka sih karena hidupnya bakal terjamin. Ya memang, bayaran jadi waria kayak gini memang besar. Belum lagi kalo ada yang mesen layanan 'plus plus' dari mereka. Kehidupan seperti ini memang sudah di legal kan disana. Pertunjukan ini malah menjadi pasokan terbesar pemasukan di negara Thailand. Nggak heran deh ya kalo misalnya ketemu cewek yanng cantik nya naujubile eh ternyata kalo kencing berdiri. Ati-ati deh cowok cowok genit yang iseng-iseng godain cewek-cewek di Thailand, salah-salah malah jadi jeruk makan jeruk. 

Finally, after that show I went back to the hotel. 

Abis bersih-bersih badan, I'm ready to sleep and can't wait for the next trip!

P.S  just wait for the third part :)

From Shemale To Justin Bieber (Part One)

Hi there! Apa kabar semua? I'm terribly sorry since I didn't write any post. Aku baru aja selesai berperang sama UNAS. Ya kalian taulah betapa beratnya berjuang demi bisa mengerjakan unas dengan baik dan jujur. 

Soooo, it's been long time aku mau bahas tentang liburan ku ke.... ANDROMEDAA!!! woops, joking... actually I went to *ehem*

hey hey just look at the first line..

yeaaaah.. I went to Bangkok, Thailand. Ini pengalaman kedua aku pergi ke luar negeri. Well I arrived at the airport at 12pm soooo you can imagine how bored I was that I had to wait for about 3 hours. To kill my boredom I walked around the waiting room.. and I found...

seperti oase di padang pasir

Yah, maklum lah baru pertama kali ke bandara internasional, when I went to Singapore I took a ship to reach there. Lumayan, hape lowbatt, flight masih lama, dan ada tulisan FREE and it called a perfect moment :)

After waiting for one and half hour, akhirnya bisa ke waiting room..

waiting room

Setelah menunggu sekian lama.. *backsound lagunya ridho roma*. Finally, I'm on the plane!

hap hap!

Goodbye Surabaya!

Need about 4 hours to wait 'till this plane landed safely in Bangkok. Saat perjalanan di udara *cielah*, aku duduk di sebelah kanan belakang supir, terus ntar kalo udah sampe aku nepuk pundaknya abang abang supir sambil bilang "bang bang kiri bang itu bangkoknya udah keliatan, turunin saya disini aja ya". Oke ngaco. Maaf mental penumpang angkot.
Jadi yang bener aku duduk di bagian sisi kanan deket jendela. 2 jam pertama aku tidur dengan indahnya. Terus tiba tiba entah kenapa kebangun padahal lagi mimpi indah lho, mimpi satu panggung sama Joe Brooks aww.. Bingung mau ngapain, yaudah I decided to look out the window, then  I saw.. 

Did you see a little white dot there?

I think I did see a morning star. Morning star atau biasa disebut Bintang Kejora sebenarnya adalah cahaya matahari yang dipantulkan oleh planet Venus yang biasanya muncul saat matahari tenggelam atau matahari terbit. Karena aku jarang jarang liat morning star, jadi aku foto aja.. Yah, walaupun nggak keliatan kayak bintang banget tapi ya sutralah~ Apapun yang berhubungan dengan bintang itu keren. I like stars. So much.

A couple hours have passed, and here we are.. 

Hello Bangkok!

Look at those letters... not clear enough?

Here you are

What?! NO! Nggak mungkin lah abang pilotnya tega nurunin aku di toilet mentang mentang muka aku sebelas dua belas sama jamban. Plis. Maksud aku, liat tuh tulisan diatasnya,  itu tulisan Thailand. Entahlah, jangan tanya itu bacanya apa, yang jelas itu tempat seseorang untuk membuang sesuatu yang tak tertahankan. 

Oiya, mumpung lagi di bandara nya nih, babe aku tercinta mau narsis dulu boleh kalik.. 

Babe.. (plis jangan dibaca beib)

I swear ini disuruh babe foto disini

hmm.. Entahlah.

Abis foto-foto-sambil-diliatin-orang-karena-bikin-jalan-macet, we went downstairs then met the Tour Guide. Perawakan Tour Guide nya ini lucu deh, gendut, agak bantet, kumisan, mirip kayak PSY tapi versi kumisan sampe dagu. His name is Kendo. Dia ini orang Thailand asli, tapi dia bisa ngomong Bahasa Indonesia fasih banget lho. Katanya sih, dia bisa bahasa Indonesia cuman gara gara sering liat sinetronnya Indonesia lewat tv kabel. Keren. Setidaknya sinetron kita masih ada manfaatnya ternyata, menginternasionalkan bahasa. Entahlah, aku juga kurang paham apa maksudnya 'menginternasionalkan bahasa'. Biar keliatan pinter aja. 

Abis ketemu Kendo, we went to the bus. The bus bring us to the restaurant. yey, finally. Tau aja nih si Kendo kalo kita pada laper. Karena kita lagi di negara orang yang mayoritas penduduknya umat agama Budha yang mana diperbolehkan makan makanan yang diharamkan di Islam, so Kendo bring us to the restaurant which has Halal label. 

Setelah proses penggagalan diet selesai, kita keluar dari restoran, then suddenly my Dad got me to.... 

....take a photo of us...

...of him...

...of him again-_-

Babe aku memang narsis kok. Nggak heran anaknya cakep kayak begini. Nggak nyambung? Bodo amat. 

So, after we got the narsism, we went to the Hotel. Yeyy, akhirnyaa.. Setelah dapet kunci kamar, we immediately go to the room. So tired as hell. Aku langsung rebahan di kasur deh. Kasian nih bokong aku, pasti kekar deh gara gara kelamaan duduk di perjalanan tadi. 

And finally, I fell asleep and got ready for the next day trip. 

Go To Andromeda From Milky Way

Hi there!
Today, my Indonesian teacher got me to write a poem. And I was like... what?! poem?! I don't have any fcking idea what should I write. Honestly, I can't make poem at all. I prefer make a long story (without ending 'cause I never know how should it end._.v) to make a poem. As far as I know, to make a poem, you have to use such a beautiful word, and I'm not that good at it. I'm not a great poet -o-. I wonder, who's fcking human who tell that poem has to be learnt at school.

Anyway, I won't tell you about that fcking poem, I'm so damn mad at it. I'm gonna talk about dream. Yeah dream. One word, five letters, and thousands influences for your life. Each of you must have dream, don't you? Dreams is like a part of your life. You can't be alive without that thing called dreams. So, I'm gonna share my dreams... Here we go..

1. Be A College Student Of Medical Faculty In "Universitas Indonesia"












As you can see above, I'm dreaming of being college student there. I'm really really dreaming of it. You know why? First, it's the one of some favorite universities in Indonesia. Who doesn't know this campus, it's such a great campus. Second, why I choose Medical Faculty, I really want to be a doctor like my father and my brother, it would be awesome if the whole of my family are being a doctor. Third, I want to make my father and my departed mother proud of me by being a doctor.

2. Be A Great Doctor

Since I'm dreaming of being a medical faculty student, so I will have to... no no.. MUST be a great doctor. It's really really cool if you're being a doctor. It has same feel with being a detective. You know why? Detective have to find out some clues and try to break the case. So, being a doctor is pretty close to it. We can say that symptoms of the disease is like the clues, then the disease is the case then we have to try some ways to cure as well as breaking the case. Pretty close, isn't it?

3. Speak English Fluently With British Accent

Ahh.. I love this part. You know I'm really obsessed with British Accent. It has an fcking lovely unique accent. But, I'm worried about my ability in learning English. As far as you can see, I already had tons of grammar mistakes along my posts. About my speaking skill, mmmm it's worse than my grammar. When I talk to someone in English, I was like... I lost my vocabulary. One day, I ever had skype video with Nikita (my friend from Russia). He talked a lot! and you know what I was doing? I was just listening to him and smiling. I didn't know why I became like that. That was such an embarrassing moment. However, I still proud of my reading skill. I can read English words with a bit British accent. I'm used to listening to some British Guys' vlog on youtube, so I can hear and learn how they say words in British accent. I'll show one of video of it. It's Jack Harries' video, check it out!

That's cool, eh? ;)

4. Ride the London Eye

whooahhh... London Eye, one of the romantic place in the world! I'm really dreaming of it. I have imagined how romantic it is when I ride the London Eye with someone special. This giant wheel will take us around its pivot for a couple minutes. In that precious minutes, we can see the beautiful scenery around there especially at night.

5. Live in United Kingdom

United Kingdom. Who doesn't know it, it's such a fabulous country. You know, I have a big plan of life, it begins from being medical faculty college student, being a great doctor, working as a doctor in UK or continuing my study there, and finally, riding the London Eye with my special uuhm man :)

yeah, I have many dreams which is too hard to reach. It's like I'm in this earth, Milky Way Galaxy, looking up the sky and on the other hand, my dreams are waiting to be reached by me in Andromeda Galaxy. Too far to be reached, too hard to try, but I still believe that someday I can build a jet which will bring me up to Andromeda and reach my dreams. So, don't afraid to have a dream. No matter how hard to be reached you have to have such a really big confidence that YOU CAN REACH YOUR DREAM!

The Poor Half Moon

It was a perfect moon. Our beautiful moon with the perfect circle. yep, perfect. We took care of it together 'till we could see the shine of it shone through our world. ONLY our world.
But lately, you played around to another space, and left me behind that still  tried to take care our moon, alone. I knew that you'd come back to our moon, but no longer, you're gone, back, and gone again.
Over time, there was a little crack in the middle of our moon. I always try to fix it and make it better but again, i did it alone. You still played around instead of taking care of it.
I knew how hard i kept it better, it would still cracked, and finally it already being two pieces. Your own moon and my own moon.
see, your moon and my moon were getting away. My moon was still in our old space. and your moon, as i thought, was in your new space:)
no longer, you'd got another new half moon, better than my moon. you decided to make your another perfect moon with that new half moon and together with her you took care of it 'till it shone through your new world and also forgot that your old half moon, mine, still being half moon.
yep, my half moon doesn't have another half moon yet.
my half moon currently still shine, but with a dim light and keep waiting for another better half moon:)

p.s : thank you for 11 months that we've been through♥